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Ninety-two :Dishwasher

lobotomy — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 02:35:04 GMT

I was washing dishes the other day, and went on washing knives. While washing the knives I had this strong urge to stab myself.

Ninety-one : Clocks

lobotomy — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:58:04 GMT

I had this urge tonight while doing dishes. I saw this tictoc clock we have and wanted to put it and all the other clocks I own in my dishwasher. I might just do it!

MosesMclain

Ninety

lobotomy — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:39:41 GMT

Sometimes I get the urge to bite through plastic or people. Every time I see someone, I

Also, I can be staring at my brother and want to punch him cold in his face since he's such a [bleep] and I want him to be knocked out.

Lastly, I get the sudden urge to curse, day in and day out.
Butterfinger

Eighty-nine

lobotomy — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:52:40 GMT

Sometimes I have an overwhelming urge to bite people. Just today I asked my friend if I could bite her cheek. It looked so pretty.
October

Eighty-eight

lobotomy — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:50:48 GMT

I cannot look at oncoming trains as they enter the station, because the urge to throw myself in front of them is too strong.
Emily - good one!

Eighty-seven

lobotomy — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:47:25 GMT

I always have the urge to not eat. I always give in to that urge too. I also have the urge to throw up after I eat. I have the urge to cry. And cry. And cry. & Cry. Anxiety & depression is truly getting to me.
A cry for help?

Eighty-six

lobotomy — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:35:43 GMT

I have the urge to stab myself in the eyes whenever I'm holding sharp objects; pencils, scissors, knives. I picture myself doing it and it makes me flinch, I have to get away from the sharp thing because I'm afraid I'll really do it.
Sadie

Eighty-five

lobotomy — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 02:36:35 GMT

I want to cut off my right ring finger, and anytime I have a knife in my hands I have to stop and put it down.

Eighty-four

lobotomy — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:00:13 GMT

I can't explain why but, whenever I am around someone I get an unexpected urge to bite them. Sometimes it scares me and other times it thrills me. Just the other day I wanted to bite my little sister on the shoulder, all the way through, until my teeth touched each other. It was different this time though, I kept leaning in to do it but was distracted. I can usually calm down the urge by running barefoot or swimming underwater for a while. But it's getting outta hand and now it's not only people I want to bite. Chicken Bones, my dogs chew toy, and pencils have all been inside of my mouth now. Am I weird? No one knows about this urge but me. And I feel like if I do end up biting somebody soon, everyone will start to avoid me...

Eighty-three

lobotomy — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 04:56:42 GMT

Whenever I'm feeling particularly stressed or sick of other people, I have the urge to develop an eating disorder. It's surprisingly easy.
Eli

Eighty-two

lobotomy — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:09:00 GMT

Whenever I'm in the shower I get an urge to turn the water up really hot and see how long I can take the scolding pain for. Never done it, always forcing myself not to, as I don't want to injure myself. Sometimes if it gets too overwhelming I do it with cold water instead just to get it out of my system.
mb

Eighty-one

lobotomy — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:04:11 GMT

Whenever I see someone put their hands on their hips or extend their elbows out in some way, I always have the urge to bite/squeeze it. I really don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
Maria

Eighty

lobotomy — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 02:49:00 GMT

Whenever I'm walking alone near a large lake or river, I really just want to chuck everything in my pockets as far out in to the water as possible and run away forever.

Seventy-nine

lobotomy — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 06:47:00 GMT

I think about joking to someone that I am throwing up if I'm bored. I especially feel like telling people that I'm vomiting on their belongings and giggling, though there are blatantly no signs of vomit. It's stupid and I'm not sure why I think it.

Seventy-eight

lobotomy — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 01:58:00 GMT

Sometimes I have an extremely overwhelmingly strong urge for days at a time to stand on my head.

Seventy-seven

lobotomy — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 06:06:00 GMT

Everytime I come across a stair case I want to throw myself down them.
Si

Seventy-six

lobotomy — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 06:33:00 GMT

Whenever I'm driving and come to a stop light and a car pull up next to mine. I always have the urge to give them the finger.

Seventy-five

lobotomy — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:13:00 GMT

When talking to people no matter who they are, I all the sudden get the urge to break their neck or punch them to death.
tomanytosay

Seventy-four

lobotomy — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 19:26:00 GMT

Every time I see a cute animal (especially cats) I want to squeeze it.

Seventy-three

lobotomy — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 02:45:00 GMT

When I'm driving with passengers. I get the sudden urge to close my eyes and drive as long as I can until I crash.
temptations3

Seventy-two

lobotomy — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 05:14:00 GMT

-I often have the urge to drive off a highway..a really really tall highway.

- if someone I don't know talks to me in the morning I have the urge to punch them in the throat and tell them to stfu, especially if they tell me good morning.
c squared

Fear and Loathing

lobotomy — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 05:38:00 GMT

when I get really stressed out I feel the urge to take a whole lot of drugs. Like acid or something else crazy from fear and loathing in las vegas.
I get tired of the responsibility and I want to see what its like being a degenerate like some of my friends

Seventy

lobotomy — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:45:00 GMT

Every time I see a foot without a sock on it, I get the urge to take my finger and run it along the foot, so the person squirms. Every. Single. Time.

Sixty-nine

lobotomy — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 07:07:00 GMT

While exiting a curve I have this strong urge to accelerate so hard that the tyres squeal so much that it make people run for their lives!
Samson

Sixty-eight

lobotomy — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:16:00 GMT

Recently, every time I find myself somewhere high up, such as a building or a bridge, particularly one specific bridge near my house, I have the overwhelming urge to jump.

The only thing that stops me is the fact that I would get dirty if I jumped into the murky water below. If I could know I would land on a clean surface, I would do it.

Sixty-seven

lobotomy — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 04:11:00 GMT

I sometimes have to deal with colleagues who are such spiteful twats that I want to literally beat them to death with my blunt fists.
JM

Sixty-six

lobotomy — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:56:00 GMT

Whenever I am walking over a bridge, or beside a river I have a strong urge to toss valuable items into it, like my mobile phone or laptop.

Sixty-five

lobotomy — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:18:00 GMT

I have a very strong urge to chew on glass. When I drink from a beer bottle or a drinking glass, I often imagine biting the top off the bottle or taking a bite out of the side of the glass.
Mindy

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lobotomy — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:05:00 GMT

I have frequent urges to throw/burn all my clothes
Antihoard

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lobotomy — Fri, 14 May 2010 01:15:00 GMT

I get the urge to shove everything I see down my shirt, I do not know why, but I like it... Also I love to bite people. And animals... It makes me feel like a velociraptor. rawr.
Dick

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lobotomy — Fri, 07 May 2010 05:57:00 GMT

When I'm at a train station I want to jump onto the track just as a train rolls in so that I can outrun it as everyone looks on in horror. Just as I escape it by a few inches, everyone would cheer and there'd be an article in the paper about me that I could point out to strangers.
Tom

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lobotomy — Wed, 05 May 2010 07:20:00 GMT

Whenever I'm walking down a set of stairs I want to trip over and roll down them hopefully breaking one of my arms.

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lobotomy — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 23:03:00 GMT

Everytime I see a clown with a red nose I feel the urge to touch myself.

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lobotomy — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:04:00 GMT

whenever i hold a knife i want to slice my finger off and eat it....*shrug*

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lobotomy — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:44:00 GMT

I am almost 20 and I still have the urge to put almost everyting I see into my mouth, I even have gone as far as licking posters, cd covers, dvd covers, and items in wal-mart.

I also have this urge to lick my music professor (just not his feet).

and lastly, I have the strong urge to commit a terrible crime just because I am convinced I could get away with it.

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lobotomy — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:19:00 GMT

While I am driving I find myself always wanting to ram my car right into the back of every car that makes me mad. Even cars that don't sometimes, I just want to ram my car into theirs and drive away... weird?

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lobotomy — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:32:00 GMT

On a few occasions, when I was sitting beside someone (doesn't matter who or what gender they are) I get the sudden urge to lean over, put my mouth over their nose and suck all the snot out their nostrils. Eww gross.
TheDude

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lobotomy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:30:00 GMT

In college some of our lecture theatres are really big and pretty steep, and myself and my friends sit quite high up. Sitting with my laptop infront of me I get a strong urge to lift up my laptop and hurl the big thing down the lecture theatre hoping it'll either smash to pieces on a table, or skull someone in the back of the head. But I'd never in my right mind do that, my laptop costs money!

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lobotomy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:37:00 GMT

I get the urge to ruin great works of art, just because they are so valuable and unique and would be a terrible loss.

I also get the urge to stare at strangers until they are uncomfortable on public transport.

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lobotomy — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:34:00 GMT

When ever im around good friends and company, i cant help but want to just stave thier heads in with a household object...i know im not going to, and that i shouldnt think it...but...

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lobotomy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:14:00 GMT

I have this overwhelming urge that when I see bare feet i have to tickle them. I am a male, and yes I have had that urge for men too. luckily I still have my life and have only succumbed to the urge on women and kids.
Moses

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lobotomy — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:39:00 GMT

Every time i go on an escalator a really want to slide down the bit seperating the up and down escalators. Whenever i go in a supermarket i wanna pull all the things off the shelves. Oh, and when i go in elevators i really want to press the alarm button or close the doors just as someone with a handicap comes. But luckily i havent done any of this. Yet.
Mr h.

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lobotomy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:16:00 GMT

I'm really ashamed of this - when I pass an old person walking with a stick I want to kick it away.

Also, in the theatre during a quiet bit or a pause in an opera, play or concert, I want to shout out the F-word..... I often wonder what the reaction would be and hope I don't turn into one of those batty old ladies who do that kind of thing. It's a worry though....

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lobotomy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:14:00 GMT

Lately I have had this strong urge to jump off something...It started innocently, just your regular items; small cliffs, little bridges, and maybe a roof or two. Luckily, every imagined jump ended in the water.

But as this urge has gone unsatisfied, I imagine myself jumping off larger and more dangerous things...

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lobotomy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:03:00 GMT

When I was doing my midwifery training a long time ago, when the cord had been cut and the placenta delivered (this is gross - be warned) I had the overwhelming urge to take the end of the cord in my hand, swing the placenta round and round - and let it go - SPLAT! - onto the pristine white-tiled wall of the delivery room.

Never did it...... still think about it.

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lobotomy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:13:00 GMT

When ever im holding a cute little animal in my hand i have a very unsettling urge to squeeze it so hard that its eyes pop out of its head. And i like animals!!!
Pricey

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lobotomy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:04:00 GMT

Whenever I see pills that are very large, I get the urge to see how many I can throw in my mouth and swallow in one gulp.

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lobotomy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:01:00 GMT

Whenever I am in a large group and all around me are discussing what they like to do in their spare time. I get the urge to tell everyone, mainly the people that don't know me, that I am a sexual deviant who spends his time in high school parking lots. Then just walk away without saying another word.
TB - UT

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lobotomy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:59:00 GMT

Where I work there is a drawer to exchange money and merchandise. There is a small drawer for the money and a larger drawer for the larger items. Whenever someone reaches their arm into the drawer to retrieve whatever they've bought, I get the urge to slam the drawer on their arm. Then act like there is nothing I can do and their arm is now my arm. And laugh menacingly.
TB - UT

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lobotomy — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:30:00 GMT

Sometimes in meetings i get an urge to pull down my trousers and wee on the table in front of people.

On a more serious note im unable to go anywhere near a cliff edge in case i jump off, i dont want to die, but i dont trust myself.
brap

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lobotomy — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:28:00 GMT

I often feel the urge to STAB someone with my FORK.
tc

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lobotomy — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:33:00 GMT

sometimes when i'm alone or even with other people I have to resist the urge to bite them or myself really REALLY hard.

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lobotomy — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:58:00 GMT

Whenever I am walking by the Thames, I feel an uncontrollable urge to throw myself into the water with all my possessions. So much so that I nowadays stay from the riverside pubs and eating places.

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lobotomy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:50:00 GMT

I often have the urge to punch people in the face as hard as I can. Often they are people I like. I only want to see the reaction of those around me.

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:19:00 GMT

Whenever I pick up my photocopies from the machine, holding the crisp white paper gives me an incredibly strong urge to give myself a deep papercut.

When plucking my eyebrows I imagine what it would be like to take a chunk right from the middle. I hoover the tweezers over and pull gently, but not enough to let the urge become reality...yet.

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:17:00 GMT

sometimes whilst driving on the motorway i have a strong urge to close my eyes...

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:16:00 GMT

Every time I get on the bus I get the urge to jump down the steps.

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:14:00 GMT

Once at a funeral I had a massive urge to run up and rip the coffin open....altho this was a terrible idea and there is no way I would want to see a dead body I almost had to leave to resist the urge...
HAR

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:09:00 GMT

* At pedestrian crossings, I get the urge to step out into traffic.
* When the waiter tells me it's a hot plate - I have to touch it just to see how hot it is.
* When anyone hands me something precious, I can visualise myself dropping it/flinging it away/destroying it, just to see what their reaction would be.
Soon

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:28:00 GMT

I live in a high floor apartment in a big city. Frequently while enjoying a cig on the balcony I find myself wanting to jump off. The combination of the mesmerising lights and fast cars below only entices me further. Eeeek.
me

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lobotomy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:26:00 GMT

Everyone I know - including myself - desperately wants to push those big red buttons on escalators with '£1000 fine' written on them.

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lobotomy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:26:00 GMT

Every time I'm in an exam I have to resist the urge to stand on my chair and start shouting.

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lobotomy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:20:00 GMT

While trimming my fringe, I have a terrible urge to stab the scissors into my eyes.

Like your previous poster, I am also tempted to throw expensive items into bodies of water. For me it's usually my camera

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lobotomy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:41:00 GMT

Every time I drive my car and stop at a red light, I have the urge to just stomp on the gas pedal right into the middle of traffic and see if I can make it to the other side. I also imagine the oncoming cars crashing into mine, spinning my car around and breaking all the glass.

I also get the urge while driving on the freeway to suddenly yank the wheel as hard as I can and see if my car will flip.

In the grocery store when people in front of me are walking too slowly or blocking the aisles, I want to ram into them or their cart with my cart.

When I'm with a friend and they answer a call or start texting other people I get the urge to grab their cell phones and stomp on them. One time I was with a friend around a campfire and I really wanted to throw her phone into the fire.

When I see cops I want to grab their guns just to see what they would do. I wonder if they would tackle me or shoot me, or maybe just arrest me.

I often get the urge when someone is talking to me to just slap them in the face as hard as I can and then just keep on talking like nothing happened.
LF

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lobotomy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:29:00 GMT

I have many urges. To spin off the road at fast speed, to scream in a darkened cinema, to jump from very tall buildings and to sleep with prostitutes. I have only ever done the latter. The world doesn't end when I act on that one but a little piece of me dies I suspect.

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lobotomy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:28:00 GMT

I have just discovered that when my mother is ironing both me and my sister have the same uncontrollable urge to reach out and put our hands on the iron.

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lobotomy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:22:00 GMT

My work often brings me to art galleries, where I sometimes get the strongest urge to destroy the exhibits. Scratch them with my nails, punch and kick them to the ground, stomp on them. It's a very unsettling feeling, considering I have great respect for art and would probably defend it with my life under normal circumstances.
Anon UK

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lobotomy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:19:00 GMT

A friend left his brand new cycle in my care for a safekeeping with someone he trusted.. while staring at the gleaming frame and intricate workings of the brakes and gears, a thought came into my head as to what it would look like if i took an angle grinder to it. his prize possession reduce to pieces in front of my eyes.. very unlike me
WM - London

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lobotomy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:02:00 GMT

When I'm in a big supermarket with nice wide aisles and I like the music that's playing I feel the urge to close my eyes and waltz around the store, with my arms around an invisible partner. I'm a middle-aged woman and suspect they'd call for "the men in the white coats" if I ever acted on this urge.

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lobotomy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:08:00 GMT

When I am driving home from work I have this urge to just swerve into the other cars at 65 mph. I hate the urge and want it to stop. I love my family and don't want to die. I don't think I will ever do it, but I am afraid. My son appears to have obsessive tendencies too, which worries me.

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lobotomy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT

Working in the city i find myself randomly running into people i know that i may not have seen in a while. One day while walking to lunch i ran into an old friend at a light rail stop. We spent several minutes catching up and talking about the good days. She was standing close to the tracks with her back to the passing trains. While tallking a train fast approached the station and i had the strongest urge to push my friend in front of the on comming train.

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lobotomy — Fri, 15 May 2009 06:35:00 GMT

Anytime I am around a large body of water such as, a river, lake, or ocean, I feel tempted to throw my blackberry in the water.

As I walk through Macy's department store, I always pass through the china section and being surrounded by all the glass gives me an uncontrollable urge to break all the fine china. I think the only thing that stops me is the fact I never have a bat as I walk by.

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On the ski lift I have the urge to jump off the lift. I like to sit on the edge of the seat and think of how fun it would be to jump, just to see what would happen to me. The higher the lift is to the ground the greater the urge becomes.

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Every time I pass a police officer or security guard I have the urge to reach out and grab his or her gun. I don't know what I would do once I got the gun, but it's just sitting there in its holster - taunting me, begging me to grab it.

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When going to the bank to make a deposit I get the urge to walk in the building wearing a ski mask and sunglasses. I would first walk around the lobby acting suspicious and nervous then I would finally walk up to the teller and hand him/her my deposit slip. I would just like to see what would happen.

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When I am at school walking down the outdoor cement staircase, which contains at least thirty stairs, and there is someone slow in front of me I get the urge to push them down and watch them tumble to their death.

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I have a homewrecker for a step-mom and she is the biggest wentch. Everytime I am unfortunate enough to see her I get an almost uncontrollable urge to put her face on a curb and then ever so slightly jump on the back of her head destroying her adultrous face.
                                                                                         T-Bone in CA
                                                                                           11/10/08

This happens without fail everytime I enter a metro station or subway station. I get the unthinkable urge to jump down and stand on the tracks, thinking I can make it back on the platform before the train comes. I usually try to stand in the middle of the platform because the urge is so strong I've actually almost tried, but stopped worried my sisters would think I was nuts.

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Another one of my favorite urges is the urge at a green light when I'm turning left to swerve into oncoming traffic going straight. I think about the cars skidding to a stop then T-boning me and my car sliding into the intersection.

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I'm also a disposal girl. When I turn on the disposal I find I'm balling my hands up in fists thinking of them crushing between the blades.

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My grossest and most common urge besides the subway station is to eat unedible things. I find that when I am at work (I work at an animal clinic) and cleaning up an animal's "accident" I get the urge to pick it up with my hands and pop it in my mouth! I've had the urge to lick the bottom of my shoe, or to lick a dusty desk. anything that is disgusting I usually am fighting the urge to taste! YUCK! And its a strong one...
                                                                                               J.O.Y.
                                                                                         Farmington, UT
                                                                                              11/9/08

I think about taking a pair of scissors and cutting my tongue off!
Anonymous
8/18/08

We all know someone like this - people who don't like to get dirty. My husband is one of "these" people. On Sundays when we are wearing our nice church clothes, I get the urge to melt chocolate on my hands and wipe them all over his clean, white shirt!!
                                                                                          M & M in Utah
                                                                                               8/12/08

While I am driving down the road, I sometimes have the urge to quickly pull up on my parking break! I picture my car twirling around as my two year old and I scream, "Wee! Wee!"
M & M in Utah
8/10/08

Whenever I see an officer or military person with a weapon, I want to reach out and touch their gun.
Anonymous
8/5/08

I often see people whose pants don't quite fit right. When these people are seated, the back of their pants ride a little lower and their thong underwear is easily visible and accessible, which causes me to have an urge to grab hold, flipping the band of the exposed underwear.
                                                                                                   Beth
                                                                                             San Diego, CA
                                                                                                 6/1/08

When I am in chuch, and the preacher is preaching, I have a strong urge to stand up and scream!
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When I am holding a pair of scissors, I want to cut off someone's ponytail.

                                                                                                   Laura
                                                                                             Las Vegas, NV
                                                                                                  5/31/08

I often find myself tucking my fingers into my fist when I pass by the kitchen sink or do the dishes, out of fear that I might succumb to the urge to stick my hand into the grinding sink disposal. OUCH!

Anonymous
5/8/08

Please! While on an airplane, do not bend over in front of me, it causes me to have strong urges to pinch your hiney!

                                                                                                 Anonymous
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lobotomy — Fri, 15 May 2009 05:28:00 GMT

I get this urge frequently and have been getting it since I first began driving a car. It varies a little each time but it goes something like this. I am driving high speeds (50 mph or above) along a concrete barrier. I want to crank the wheel over and slam my car into the barrier causing it to flip in the air or spin out of control. I always imagine the airbags deploying the glass shattering and the metal crunching.

Emy in Baltimore, MD
2/23/08

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lobotomy — Fri, 15 May 2009 05:23:00 GMT

While on an Alaskan cruise several years ago, I stood together with my family on the top of the boat for the big push off and farewell in Vancouver B.C. I found myself inching away from the edge of the boat, not out of fear that I might fall, but rather out of fear that I might jump to my death. I have since learned that I was not alone.